1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,005 Ah, game day! 2 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:10,384 Championship gameday! 3 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:13,679 Did I ever think we were gonna make it to the finals? 4 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,805 Hell no! 5 00:00:14,806 --> 00:00:17,224 Uh, did I think I was gonna roll my ankle this morning 6 00:00:17,225 --> 00:00:19,893 doing squats in the kitchen? Also, no. but! 7 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:23,355 I'm jacked up on adrenaline and painkillers. 8 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:26,984 Nothing is gonna get in the way of us winning today, nothi-- 9 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:29,028 Ah, there's the team! 10 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,380 Winning time! 11 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,885 That was cool, right? - That was so cool! 12 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:26,210 - Sup, man! - Hey. 13 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,503 I'll take one of your finest wieners. 14 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,338 - There you go! - Thank you very much, sir! 15 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:30,589 - Enjoy it! - It's free? 16 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,508 - For you? Yeah! - Holy shit, thanks a lot! 17 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,926 - Win that game! - Pound it, man! 18 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,344 - You got it, brother! - Cheers! 19 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:37,554 Come on, Brovaries, let's do this! 20 00:01:40,433 --> 00:01:43,560 Do you know where Sasha is? It's weird she isn't here yet. 21 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:45,646 She hasn't even responded to any of my texts since yesterday. 22 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:48,440 Oh, you're talking to me? Sasha? Yeah, I um, 23 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,818 I don't see her here, so yeah, you're right about that. 24 00:01:50,819 --> 00:01:54,530 Sasha saw Joanne kissing Leanne, that's why she's not here. 25 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,241 And honestly, I'm pissed about it. 26 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,910 Because this whole season, Joanne's been all, 27 00:01:59,911 --> 00:02:02,121 "Screw Leanne, gotta win the breakup! 28 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,541 Hey Sasha, do you wanna have undeniable chemistry?" 29 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:09,169 And Sasha's been burned so many times already. 30 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:10,879 But you know what? I don't judge, 31 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,423 I mind my business. 32 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:14,842 And Sasha said not to say anything, so I won't. 33 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,885 Maybe she broke her leg. 34 00:02:16,886 --> 00:02:19,263 Yeah. No, Sasha would not miss this. 35 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:23,225 This game, this team, it's everything, right? 36 00:02:23,226 --> 00:02:26,729 Like, we have to win this game, I have to win this game, 37 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:29,189 I have to win the breakup! - Oh yeah, Joanne? 38 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,566 You gotta win the breakup? 39 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,735 How you gonna do that, by kissing it? 40 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:34,320 What? 41 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:42,661 Hello! Yes. I just wanna say, uh, good luck. 42 00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:45,330 And also, uh, have a great game. 43 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:46,707 And also Boris, can I please talk to you 44 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,500 at the water fountain? I have a very pertinent matter 45 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,002 to discuss. - Yes, Barbara, 46 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:54,923 what is the pertinent matter that you need to be discussed? 47 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:57,217 Oh God, Barbara! - Oh, my God. 48 00:02:57,218 --> 00:03:00,971 Oh, my God. You're so hot. 49 00:03:00,972 --> 00:03:02,973 Okay, I'm gonna do it. - What? 50 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:04,600 - Mm-hmm, I'm gonna do it. - What? 51 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,143 When I throw out that first pitch, 52 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:07,770 I'm gonna say right into the microphone, 53 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:08,937 "I am Barb Barbaretti, 54 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:12,232 I'm a bisexual Italian woman, and I like Boris!" 55 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:15,027 Oh my God, you're such a good speechwriter! 56 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,071 Um, okay, Barb. 57 00:03:17,072 --> 00:03:19,073 Like, uh, I just want to say one thing 58 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,282 we kind of danced around a little bit. 59 00:03:20,283 --> 00:03:21,575 - Yeah. - Your husband, 60 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,160 should I, like, be feeling bad about that? 61 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:25,162 Oh, God no! He's a total loser. 62 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:27,498 He travels for work and I get the hotel bills, 63 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:30,250 and there's a lot of pay per view porn charges, actually. 64 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:32,294 Gay pay per view porn charges. 65 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,254 - Oh. - Yeah. 66 00:03:34,255 --> 00:03:36,340 Oh my God, and I will, I'm gonna give it all up, 67 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:38,342 all of it. The respect of my community, 68 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:41,220 my corporate life, my possibly gay husband, Brian! 69 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:42,763 - Wow! - Because I have never 70 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,848 felt like this about anyone. - Let's make out! 71 00:03:44,849 --> 00:03:46,810 - Okay! - Okay! 72 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:49,353 Wow! 73 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:50,604 In conclusion, 74 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,064 let's show them what we're made of! 75 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:54,401 - Yeah! - Bullshit? 76 00:03:54,985 --> 00:03:57,653 Zari! What's your problem? 77 00:03:57,654 --> 00:04:00,739 - Sasha saw you kiss Leanne! - What? Joanne, no! 78 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,950 - Coach! - She saw you kiss Leanne, 79 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:04,284 and that's why she's not here, 80 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:05,536 and that's why she's not coming back. 81 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,621 - She's not coming back? - What did you expect? 82 00:04:07,622 --> 00:04:08,956 Every time she was there for you, 83 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:11,417 you were caught up with Leanne, and then, that kiss? 84 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,919 No! Leanne kissed me! 85 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,714 She, she showed up at the bar like a crazy stalker, 86 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,676 and then she sang me a song, a-a-and... 87 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:23,596 She kissed me. But I pushed her away! 88 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,682 Oh, oh my God! Oh, thank God! 89 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,727 Oh, I really did not want to be mad at you, I'm so sorry! 90 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:32,354 Okay, but Sasha obviously didn't see 91 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:34,231 the rejection part, though! - Aw shit! 92 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:35,899 Joanne, let's go! 93 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,110 We gotta win you this breakup! 94 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,112 Guys, I think I gotta go find Sasha! 95 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,613 Okay, but the game is about to start. 96 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,824 - It's not a game without Sasha. - Well, we're short players, 97 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,409 so we'd have to forfeit without her. 98 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,077 So, Barb Barbaretti, my girlfriend, 99 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:48,287 is gonna come out as my lover 100 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,371 and quit her job as city councillor 101 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,414 when she throws the first pitch, 102 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,623 and then we're gonna go to a hotel, 103 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,292 which is not important information right now, 104 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,752 but, why was I talking? 105 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:56,587 Oh, right! Because, it's gonna, 106 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:57,796 it's gonna help you stall the game. 107 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,923 - We got you, Coach. - Go get your girl! 108 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,884 Okay. Sasha, here I come! 109 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,179 Yeah just, just stall as long as you can, okay? 110 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:07,556 Welcome to the Mississauga 111 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:09,850 Slo-Pitch League Championships! 112 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,645 Yes, thank you for coming! 113 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,814 The talking, the anthem, we got, yeah-- 114 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,900 Yeah, we have tons of time. The talking, the anthem, 115 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,610 the speeches, it's all... it'll be all right. 116 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,236 - Okay, shut up, okay. - Surprisingly lighter 117 00:05:21,237 --> 00:05:23,864 than it looks, awesome trophy, 118 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:28,369 and a $100 gift certificate to the Beer Store. 119 00:05:28,370 --> 00:05:31,163 Brrrrr! That's ours! 120 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,331 - Wooo! - And now, 121 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,416 to sing our national anthem, please welcome-- 122 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:36,001 Just like we practiced, okay? 123 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:38,045 - I know what I'm doing. - Okay. 124 00:05:38,046 --> 00:05:40,714 ...local real estate legend, Leanne McBride, everybody! 125 00:05:40,715 --> 00:05:44,676 Haha, yeah! Let's go, bae, let's go! 126 00:05:44,677 --> 00:05:46,470 Sing it nice and long! 127 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:47,721 Take your time, girl! 128 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,598 Be respectful of everyone, be respectful. 129 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:50,891 Oh yeah, respect. Respect. 130 00:05:50,892 --> 00:05:52,976 ♪ Oh Canada ♪ 131 00:05:52,977 --> 00:05:57,982 ♪ Our home and native land ♪ 132 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,068 ♪ True patriot love ♪ 133 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:02,986 There's no way Barb Barberetti is gonna come out 134 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,447 in front of all these people, at a championship game? 135 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:07,449 She will! 136 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,576 We shared a very romantic conversation. 137 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,371 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 138 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,956 I think I'm in love with her, Annie! 139 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,125 No, you're not, Boris! 140 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,460 One day, you'll learn what it's like to be truly in love. 141 00:06:18,461 --> 00:06:19,670 - Uh-huh? - Mm-hmm! 142 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,046 Well, she has a husband, so. 143 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:22,881 Yeah, but he's a gay loser who's addicted to porn, 144 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,675 so she's gonna leave him, and then she's gonna fly me 145 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,260 to Palm Springs for Dinah Shore. - Oh! 146 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,887 That, that's grown up love! 147 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,181 Hmm, grown up love, maybe I should give it a go. 148 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:32,558 Sounds nice. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,851 Ahh, don't try to steal my thing. 150 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:36,520 You're so good at being like a Playboy slut, you know? 151 00:06:36,521 --> 00:06:38,272 - Right. Mm-hmm. - Maybe just ask Barb 152 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:39,815 for a promotion. - Oh! Yeah! 153 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,400 I like that, that's very grown up. 154 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,152 - Very grown up! - Oh! Speaking of grown up, 155 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:44,737 Lee, did you invite the Hot Hostess? 156 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:48,407 - Oh-la-la! Bongiornito! - Hi! 157 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,450 - Hello! - Hey! 158 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,243 - Hi! - Play it cool, man! 159 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,246 ♪ We stand on guard ♪ 160 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:58,584 ♪ For theeeeeee ♪ 161 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,586 Um, stall, um-- 162 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,129 - Come on, we need more-- - Encore! 163 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,839 - Sing more! - Keep going! 164 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,424 - More! - Sing more, Leanne! 165 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:06,967 - Do it again! - Encore! 166 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,470 - It was so beautiful! - Oh, my God! 167 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:10,971 Usually, I just sing 168 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,639 the first verse, you guys! 169 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,391 Um, I mean, I could do the French version! 170 00:07:14,392 --> 00:07:17,603 - We love French! - Oooh, or a jazzy version? 171 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,022 - Just sing, man! Fuck. - Yes! Do jazz! 172 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:23,233 ♪ Oh Canada ♪ 173 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:27,738 ♪ Our home and native land True! Patriot Love! ♪ 174 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,698 Look. If you don't give me the hot dog stand, 175 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:32,159 you're basically saying that you don't care if I die alone, 176 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:33,619 and I lose the championships, 177 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,830 and that my life is completely ruined by my ex-girlfriend! 178 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,957 - Is she the one singing? - Yeah. 179 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:40,959 Oof! Take it. 180 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,629 $200 when you bring it back, $400 if you fuck up the wiener! 181 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:46,882 You got it! Will not fuck up the wiener! 182 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,051 Good. 183 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,929 What am I doing here? 184 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,061 What the fuck? 185 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,897 Joanne! 186 00:08:01,898 --> 00:08:04,566 - Hey! - What are you doing? 187 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:07,654 - I was coming to get you! - On that! 188 00:08:08,238 --> 00:08:10,447 I know how much you like hot dogs! 189 00:08:10,448 --> 00:08:12,700 ♪ God keep our land ♪ 190 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:16,745 ♪ Glorious and free Oh! Canada! ♪ 191 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,499 ♪ We stand on ga-ha-ha-ha-hard ♪ 192 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,251 ♪ For thee ♪ - What a beat! 193 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,128 Wow! 194 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,879 Leanne McBride, everybody! 195 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:30,092 And now, to throw out the first pitch of the game, 196 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,137 is our own city councillor, Barb Barberetti! 197 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,471 Yeah, Barb! 198 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,348 - Let's go, Barb! - That's our city councillor! 199 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,600 - You got this! - Woo! 200 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,477 Don't be nervous! 201 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,187 Hey, Barb, I don't know if now's a good time-- 202 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,023 - It's not! - But uh, do you think I could 203 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,482 be promoted to assistant manager, maybe? 204 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,650 Yeah sure, fine, whatever. 205 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:47,818 It's as easy as that! 206 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,486 - Hey, way to go! - Hey, boss! 207 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,196 Go on, now! 208 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:52,489 Oh no. 209 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,409 What? What, what, what is it? 210 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,078 Oh, no. It's my nonna. 211 00:08:58,079 --> 00:09:00,456 My 91-year-old Italian Catholic nonna 212 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,790 who might have a heart attack if I-- 213 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,709 Don't think about it! She'll forget, or die. 214 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,878 Either way! - Oh God! 215 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:08,505 I don't think so, Barberettis never forget. 216 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,007 - No fear! - Okay. 217 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,508 You got this! You got this! 218 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,844 Mrs. Barberetti? - Let's go, Barb! 219 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:17,306 Okay! Hey! This is fun! 220 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,933 - Woo! That's our girl! - Barbie World, Barbie Girl! 221 00:09:19,934 --> 00:09:21,518 Hello, everybody, 222 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,480 thank you so much! Before we start this game, 223 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,190 I just wanted to say a few words. 224 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,775 - Take your time! - The more, the better! 225 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,360 - Hahaha! - So today, 226 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:32,488 I am here as a proud sponsor 227 00:09:32,489 --> 00:09:34,490 of the Public Lass Brovaries. 228 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,033 Brovaries! 229 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,951 - Brrrrrr! - But the truth is, 230 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:43,083 Uh I, I have being living a bit of a lie. 231 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:50,297 Yes, I am here as a proud sponsor and ally, 232 00:09:50,298 --> 00:09:52,049 but I am more than that. 233 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:54,301 The uh, the truth is, 234 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:58,056 I would like to... come out. 235 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,977 Yes. I would like to... 236 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:08,650 Come out... 237 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,985 as... 238 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,904 a sports fan. 239 00:10:13,905 --> 00:10:17,700 Because I love sports, so much! 240 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:21,370 And I love to play sports. 241 00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:25,125 And games. And so... 242 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,084 Okay. 243 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,964 Yep. Good. 244 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:34,174 Haha, that's fun. Okay. 245 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:36,176 Barb Barberetti! 246 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,679 A, uh, beautiful story 247 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:42,267 from our new city councillor, Barb Barberetti. 248 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:49,440 Okay. I, I know you think you know what happened 249 00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:53,193 between me and Leanne, but it isn't what happened. 250 00:10:53,194 --> 00:10:56,447 She ambushed me! And then... 251 00:10:56,448 --> 00:10:59,074 yeah, she kissed me, 252 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:02,703 but um, I didn't kiss her back! 253 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:08,459 I-I'm over her, I'm-I'm so, so, so, so, so, so over her! 254 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,045 Are you? 255 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,298 Yeah. 256 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:16,259 'Cause I'm into someone else. 257 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,470 You know, I really want to believe you, Joanne. 258 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,971 I mean, you're here, right? 259 00:11:20,972 --> 00:11:23,682 Yeah, 'cause I know how important this game is to you, 260 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,642 but also, like, 261 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:27,311 I really thought that this could be something, 262 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:29,480 I really thought maybe, I could fall in love, 263 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,648 and not get shit on, and then, wham! 264 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,651 You're kissing Leanne! 265 00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,028 I get it, I get it. Yeah. 266 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,572 But um, maybe we buried 267 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,407 the lead here, um. 268 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,704 Love? 269 00:11:45,080 --> 00:11:47,916 Well, I don't fucking know! 270 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,835 What do we do? 271 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,256 Now, I would love to take this opportunity 272 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,926 to tell my own coming out story of being a sports fan-- 273 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,677 She was talking to the Commissioner! 274 00:12:00,678 --> 00:12:02,012 - What? - More importantly, I just 275 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,515 received some extremely disturbing news, 276 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,935 that the Public Lass Brovaries 277 00:12:07,936 --> 00:12:11,063 do not have enough members to actually qualify as a team, 278 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,523 therefore, they have to forfeit the game! 279 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,024 No, we just need five minutes! 280 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:15,609 What the hell, man? I thought we were buds, 281 00:12:15,610 --> 00:12:19,238 we smoked weed in my basement! - Uh, rules are rules, losers! 282 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,824 You told them that we don't have enough players? 283 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,784 - I've had enough of this bitch! - Wait, no! Don't! 284 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,285 Come at me, losers! 285 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,372 Come on, what are you gonna do? Lose all over me? 286 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,833 Uh, hey, sports fans, I just want you to know 287 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,836 I did not smoke weed in this person's basement, 288 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,046 I never touch the stuff! Okay? 289 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,840 But now it is my pleasure 290 00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:40,718 to crown the new Champions, Tech-Ass! 291 00:12:40,719 --> 00:12:41,969 Brovaries! 292 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,472 Oh my God! Joanne! Sasha! 293 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,267 Yeah! 294 00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:50,602 Wait! 295 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,898 Start the game! 296 00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:56,818 Let's win this thing. 297 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:58,736 Brovaries! 298 00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:01,071 Fine, let's play ball! 299 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,240 One, two, three, Tech-Ass! 300 00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:05,325 The Tech-Ass Rangers. 301 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:09,414 Oh, I just figured it out, it sounds like Texas. 302 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,041 Beautiful! 303 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,251 - That's it! - What a play! 304 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,756 Hey, Joanne! How's the ankle? 305 00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,467 Doing fine. I got this. 306 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,761 - Come on, Brovaries! - That's what I'm talking about! 307 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,845 Close game now, 308 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,472 as we head into the bottom of the third. 309 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,806 - Yes! - Yes! 310 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,184 - Mellie! - Thank you! 311 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,269 - Looking good out there! - Barb, I'm really busy 312 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:35,315 right now, and your perfume is distracting me in a bad way. 313 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,942 - So you're mad at me now? - Nope! 314 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,486 Look, I wanted to come out. 315 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:43,614 I swear, I did! But then, I-I thought, what if I lose 316 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:45,491 my family? And my job. 317 00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:48,869 How am I gonna look into Nonna's clouded eyes at Christmas time? 318 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,954 So what you're saying is that you like money 319 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,331 and your job and your dying grandma 320 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,333 more than you like me. - And what you're saying is that 321 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,627 I should give it all up for a woman I had sex with 322 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,754 in a Taco Bell parking lot one time? 323 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,841 Yes! Barbara, your life is boring! 324 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,802 Don't you want it to be exciting? 325 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:07,596 My life is not boring. 326 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,681 Your life is insane! 327 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,100 I don't even know where you live! 328 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:12,601 And you never will. 329 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:15,771 You know what, that's too bad, 'cause I just got an air fryer. 330 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,399 Have a nice life, Barbara. 331 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,149 You got this, Sasha! 332 00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,652 That's cold. Let's go, Sasha! 333 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,570 Yeah, Sasha! - Yeah! 334 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,198 - Yeah, Sasha! - Let's go! 335 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:31,829 Lee! He doesn't know Leanne kissed Joanne, does he? 336 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,039 Uh... 337 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,708 I'm gonna have to say something. 338 00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:38,544 For his sake, and ours. 339 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,963 - You good, Zari? - No. 340 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,632 Sometimes, I'm bad. 341 00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,384 But always for the greater good. 342 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,762 Because with great power, comes great responsibility. 343 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,515 Tobey Maguire! So real. 344 00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,267 Yeah. 345 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,856 Three strikes, you're out! 346 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:02,109 - God damn it! - Thank you. Thank you! 347 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:06,155 Hey, Roy? Um, do you have a good therapist? 348 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,282 - Uh... - Just, don't turn 349 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:11,411 to the drink after I rip this Band-Aid off, okay? 350 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,204 Leanne kissed Joanne, 351 00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:17,125 and said that she wants to get back together with her. 352 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,129 Oh. 353 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:24,257 That doesn't bother you? 354 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,427 No. 355 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,726 Look alive, Brovs, okay? Play goes to first! 356 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,311 Shit hitter! - Hey, Roy! 357 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:40,398 Looking, uh, a little glum, huh? 358 00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:43,651 What's going on? - You good, bro? 359 00:15:43,652 --> 00:15:44,735 Roy? 360 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:47,613 You okay? 361 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,323 Batter up! 362 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,866 You sure? 363 00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:52,327 Yeah! 364 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,749 Oh! Rough day for the Tech-Ass captain, 365 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,335 but respect for a man who's not afraid to cry in public! 366 00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:04,338 - What's wrong? - What the? 367 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,923 I told him! 368 00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:08,801 She said that you, you kissed her, and then-- 369 00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,929 Zari! Dirty trick! Good work! 370 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,015 Joanne kissed me! 371 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:16,308 I was like, "What are you doing?" 372 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,310 She kissed me! - She kissed you? 373 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,647 - She's obsessed with me. - Okay. 374 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:25,275 Alright. 375 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:29,154 Okay! Eat shit, homewrecker! 376 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:32,825 Yeah! 377 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:36,662 - Go, go! - Okay, come on! 378 00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,871 Yeah! 379 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,961 Woo! 380 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,962 Zari! 381 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,089 Hustle, hustle! 382 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,674 - Good job, baby! - Brrrr! 383 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,467 Let's go, Zari! 384 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,307 Good, babe! You're safe! 385 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,979 Keep this safe. 386 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,818 Well, folks, it's bottom of the ninth, 387 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,154 two out, and this is the last chance 388 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:12,156 for the Brovaries to tie it up. 389 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:14,408 Up to bat now is Joanne Pico. 390 00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:16,035 Joanne, wait! What about your ankle? 391 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,747 I'm good. 392 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:21,540 - Kill it. - Let's go, Jo! 393 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:28,255 Go Jo Pico! Bap-bap! Bo-bap-bap! 394 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:31,008 Any more relationships you wanna destroy? 395 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,936 And that is out of the park! 396 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,689 Looks like a home run for the Brovaries! 397 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,612 Augh! 398 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:52,696 Joanne! 399 00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,449 - Yeah, get up! - Come on! 400 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:57,910 - You can do it! - You got this! 401 00:17:59,663 --> 00:18:00,662 Oh, no! 402 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,498 Ooh! 403 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,707 Ouch! 404 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:07,211 That is tough, but if she can't complete the run, 405 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,713 the Brovaries lose the championship. 406 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:13,092 Joanne! You don't have to do this! 407 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:15,010 It's okay, I can do it! 408 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,560 Enough. 409 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:26,231 - Mel, what are you doing? - Getting her home. 410 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:28,316 No. 411 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:30,985 No, no, no! 412 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,447 - Coach! - No! No. 413 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:38,158 I can't let you guys down! 414 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,245 You didn't! 415 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:43,081 Come on. 416 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,668 - On three. - Around me. 417 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,919 One, two, three! 418 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,462 Up! Okay. 419 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,091 Take her to third. Come on, here we go. 420 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,553 Well, folks, we are witnessing a pretty heartwarming, 421 00:18:57,554 --> 00:19:01,265 but still completely illegal play happening right now. 422 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,518 - And, ugh! - Nice. 423 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:06,687 You know that's illegal, right? 424 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,440 Shut up, Roy! 425 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,316 - Nice and easy. - It's the last run. 426 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:12,234 Does that count? - No, it's not gonna count. 427 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,534 And, like I said, she's out! 428 00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:23,203 That was illegal, so that's game over, folks! 429 00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:25,664 Congratulations to the Tech-Ass Rangers, 430 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,792 our new league champions! 431 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:33,714 Babe, I, are you okay? 432 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,090 Yeah. 433 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,647 What are you doing? 434 00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:52,191 Uh, I thought we were all doing it! 435 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,777 Oof, I'm not breaking my sobriety for you, man! 436 00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,487 Yeah, that's fair. Oh, looks like 437 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:58,072 you're getting another shot, though! 438 00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,323 Sierra, I know what that looked like-- 439 00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:01,116 It's okay. 440 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,202 Do you wanna come over later? 441 00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:05,496 Yeah! Um, okay, but I have to tell you, 442 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:07,165 I'm just gonna say it! 443 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,833 I'm a virgin. 444 00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,543 Me too. 445 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,421 See you tonight? - Yeah. 446 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,388 You doing okay? 447 00:20:22,347 --> 00:20:24,181 That was kinda rough. 448 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,434 Joanne has won her breakup. 449 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:29,645 Now it's time for me to win mine! 450 00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,897 Boris, where are you going?! 451 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,067 Okay, see you at the bar! 452 00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,735 Who's that fancy man Mel's talking to? 453 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,949 Um, I don't know, a creditor or something? 454 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:42,658 Huh. 455 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:47,287 Alright! Break it up, you lovebirds, have a beer! 456 00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,289 Brovaries, bring it in! 457 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:52,209 To the best team in the league, 458 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,837 no matter what the score says! 459 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,386 Wait, where's Boris? 460 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,304 Hello, Brovaries group chat! 461 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,223 It is me, Boris, speaking. 462 00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:08,517 I'm currently running to the airport, 463 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,810 because I'm flying back to Germany. 464 00:21:09,811 --> 00:21:14,606 Please do not tell Barbara that I am running away, 465 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,235 she should in no circumstances come and try to stop me, 466 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:20,446 but uh, listen, if you do tell her, 467 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,406 then uh, I will forgive you immediately. 468 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:25,075 Anyways, Boris, over and out! 469 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:27,369 Goodbye... forever! 470 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,246 - Chug! Chug! - Come on, Joanne! 471 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,707 - No, no, no, no, no! - Yeah, baby! 472 00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,666 Sasha! 473 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:36,253 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 474 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,672 Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 475 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:41,175 - Beer's on me tonight! - Mel! Generous! 476 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:43,594 Hey, hey! Ya can't take it with you! 477 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,180 Oh, except you can, 'cause you live in a van! 478 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,556 True! 479 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:49,600 Sierra, two pitchers, please! 480 00:21:49,601 --> 00:21:53,604 So um, Extraliga made me an offer. 481 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:55,564 Extraliga, is that sexual? 482 00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,691 It's a pro league in the Czech Republic. 483 00:21:57,692 --> 00:21:58,776 Decent money. 484 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:02,404 - Oh, that's enticing! - Mm-hmm. Yes, it is. 485 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:05,115 Wow. You're going to the Czech Republic, 486 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,617 Boris is in Germany. 487 00:22:06,618 --> 00:22:08,577 Next year's gonna look pretty different. 488 00:22:08,578 --> 00:22:11,372 - For real. - Hey, Assistant Manager! 489 00:22:11,373 --> 00:22:14,333 - Yes, ma'am! - Oh my God, you're so annoying. 490 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,210 Uh, you might wanna try to look sharp, 491 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,961 your new boss is coming in. 492 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,838 - Sorry, new boss? - Yeah, the campaign 493 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,466 cost more than I thought, so I sold the bar. 494 00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:24,551 Too many memories. 495 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,845 But the good news is, the new owner has agreed 496 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:29,973 to sponsor the team next year, so, you're alright! 497 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,809 Who's this new boss? 498 00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,143 Hi, guys! 499 00:22:33,144 --> 00:22:34,770 Joanne! 500 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,105 Barb? - Ohh! 501 00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:37,815 - Do you have the keys? - I do! 502 00:22:37,816 --> 00:22:39,692 Ahh! 503 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,277 This feels so good! - Yeah. 504 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,447 Like being an owner. Oh, thank you, babe! 505 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,866 This is the best wedding present ever! 506 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,952 Sorry, you're my new boss? 507 00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,745 Oh, yes, yes! 508 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,706 Barb told me that she promoted you, 509 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:57,292 and um, I'm gonna make it my first order of business 510 00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,337 to make you my Personal Assistant Manager, 511 00:23:00,338 --> 00:23:02,339 which means you'll be my personal assistant, 512 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,383 and a manager. - Well, that's fun! 513 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:05,634 I'm gonna call you PAM! 514 00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:07,761 Alright, let's get another round! 515 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,014 - Yeah! - Pitchers! Pitchers, please! 516 00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:11,766 Lots of them! 517 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:19,648 - Definitely more beer! - Best coach in the league! 518 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,026 Best coach in the league! 519 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:24,778 Yeah! 520 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,323 ♪ Hockey, soccer, basketball ♪ 521 00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:28,699 ♪ Girl, I heard you play them all ♪ 522 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,617 ♪ Well, me I always drop the ball ♪ 523 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:32,578 ♪ Never stood a chance at all ♪ 524 00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,871 Uh, Mrs. Flight Attendant? 525 00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:35,789 Uh, I tried to ding the bell thing, 526 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,875 but it's not working. Anyways, my heart's broken, 527 00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,753 so I'm gonna need as many beers as you can bring, please! 528 00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,504 ♪ But you, you're a superstar ♪ 529 00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,423 ♪ Out of bounds I've gone too far ♪ 530 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,300 ♪ Cross my heart and hope to die ♪ 531 00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:48,594 ♪ Can't believe I'm at tryouts ♪ 532 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:52,556 ♪ Girl, you make me wanna play the field ♪ 533 00:23:52,557 --> 00:23:56,018 ♪ Can't explain all of the things you make me feel ♪ 534 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:59,313 ♪ I wanna join your team Yeah, I'm for real ♪ 535 00:23:59,314 --> 00:24:01,482 ♪ There's not a thing I wouldn't do ♪ 536 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:02,983 ♪ To hang out with you ♪ 537 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:05,903 ♪ Because girl you make me wanna play the field ♪ 538 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:08,406 difuze